It's time for the cold comforts of another Point Horror book. It is almost winter after all. And it just so happens that Stine gave us a book about snowmen... Yeah, I know he gave us a book about snowmen in Goosebumps, but I mean he at least offered a snowman-themed Point book back in 1994. And given it's Point and, more specifically, late-Stine Point, I'm not sure what to expect. Will this be solid cold gold, or an icy reception? Find out as we talk about The Snowman.
Saturday, November 9, 2024
Point by Numbers: The Snowman
It's time for the cold comforts of another Point Horror book. It is almost winter after all. And it just so happens that Stine gave us a book about snowmen... Yeah, I know he gave us a book about snowmen in Goosebumps, but I mean he at least offered a snowman-themed Point book back in 1994. And given it's Point and, more specifically, late-Stine Point, I'm not sure what to expect. Will this be solid cold gold, or an icy reception? Find out as we talk about The Snowman.
Friday, November 8, 2024
NNtG: Ghosts of Fear Street #33: Attack of the Vampire Worms
We're rapidly approaching the end of Ghosts of Fear Street. Like five at least. And as we approach the end, we're entering some of the books that have interested me the most. Case in point this book which is about vampire worms. We don't get enough vampire action in a lot of stuff (Goosebumps in particular) but kid-friendly Shadyside has at least delivered on the idea. Does this book suck, or is it worth biting down on? Let's find out with Attack of the Vampire Worms.
Monday, November 4, 2024
The Stinal Countdown: The Goosebumps Haunted Library
So, we've covered every mainline Goosebumps single narrative story in some form and fashion here on this blog. That's what I always think at least because I then get reminded that "Oh right. There's still the Haunted Library". And if you think Screams in the Night feels like the most obscure Goosebumps story item, then this is probably a close second. Because at the very least, the Haunted Library books were far easier to find, at least when they first released in 1996.
So, what is the Goosebumps Haunted Library? Well in 1996, the peak year of the Goosebumps mania, Goosebumps ran a promotion with Hershey, Doritos and Pepsi that featured a "haunted library" box that contained three brand new short Goosebumps tales by R.L. Stine. With UPC codes and mail-in delivery you would receive the box and the stories, or could find the stories within specially marked Frito-Lay, Pepsi or Hershey products. These three stories are Bad Dog, Don't Make Me Laugh, and The Halloween Game. And these are REALLY short stories. As in about 20 pages, but given each page is generally tiny, it doesn't exactly mean the lengthiest item ever. But how do they fare? Are they decent short stories? More importantly, are they decent Goosebumps stories? Let's find out.
Saturday, October 19, 2024
NNtG: Shivers #06: The Haunting House
Time to spin the wheel once more with another edition of the Russian Roulette of kids horror books, Shivers. Time to circle back to early Shivers this time with a book about a haunted house. Or, in this case a haunting house. A house for haunting. I mean it's no Dead House, but what really is? Now the question can be asked if we're getting a normal experience or something wild? I mean the next book after this is The Awful Apple Orchard and that's still the apex of fucked up endings, even for Shivers. Let's see what's in store for us with The Haunting House.
Sunday, September 22, 2024
NNtG: Deadtime Stories #16: Night of the Pet Zombies
Saturday, September 14, 2024
The Stinal Countdown: Shark Night
So, with the new Goosebumps books of 2024 out of the way, we can focus on some more Stine standalones. Stine-dalones if you will. Last year was Slime Doesn't Pay! which was the story of a prize winning Goosebumps title from the 90s being in limbo for over a quarter century. This time we don't really have that, but we do have sharks. We had a shark in Deep Trouble, but barely. So it should be interesting to see what Stine does with this premise. It's time we get chummy with Shark Night.
Also yes, this was intended at one point for (Woo!) Party Summer 3, but I couldn't find a physical copy anywhere in time so screw it. Bought the ebook months later.
This cover is decent. We have a decent shocked kid face with Liam's reaction to an oncoming hammerhead shark. Definitely the right kind of reaction to such a situation. I have a bad feeling I'm going to say this a lot, but this does give me Deep Trouble vibes. Kid in the water about to be attacked by a hammerhead. It does honestly feel like what you'd get for an alternate take on that cover. But for a book about sharks, it's fine.Wednesday, September 4, 2024
The future of the blog
So, this was a blog I was hoping to not have to make, but given recent news, I'll have to post some quick thoughts. Internet Archive has lost its appeal in the Hatchette vs Internet Archive suit. Which more than likely means the death of OpenLibrary along with pretty much every book and text that the site has. Which in turn affects this blog. As many of the books on Openlibrary were used for this blog as a way to access and review them. With that outlet most likely gone, it might mean that the blog is going to take a considerable hit in terms of posts and additions. I was planning on a break after blog 500, but now that may be forced upon me.
I still want to continue this blog, but for a lot of the books I want to cover, access isn't so easy. It comes down now to hoping to find a copy at a thrift store or used book store, hoping there's an ebook via Kindle, or, and what would ultimately be the nuclear option, opting out for an Ebay copy, which given some of the psycho prices on books isn't as feasible as I'd hope. Like, for example, the lowest cost of a copy of Fear Street's "Cat" is 35 bucks on Ebay. And that again constitutes a low price there. Stuff like Ghost of Fear Street's "Go to Your Tomb Right Now" can go for 50-60 bucks with shipping included. So, unless I get super lucky and a copy winds up at a thrift store, I'm kind of screwed.
But we still have stuff I can cover. I do own every Animorphs book so I can finally get back to them. I also have ways of accessing other books and series, so I can cover stuff as well. And since I've been putting more focus on A Case of the Bumps lately, there's always some stuff to do with that. So, while it's going to be a wall if/likely when OpenLibrary is shuttered, the blog at least has stuff to cover any notable hump. Though, if so, expect far less frequent updates and new blogs. Likely scaling back just for the excuse of having stuff to take us over the hump for another year or so.
So, just for clarification, the blog is still going to have content and new books to cover. Some series may be fewer and further between, but I'll keep trying to add what I can from them if I'm lucky enough to get a copy on the cheap. This situation sucks, but to say I'm surprised that this is the outcome, of course I'm not. I'll keep you all posted on where this blog will go, but for now, it's going to be touch and go and that really stinks.
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